Yet another perspective on prognostications en route to November 3 when polls open: “South Carolina predicts winner of 2020 Presidential Election.” Following report was filed on October 13 by Antonio Stinson for television station Count on News 2.

“The way the vote works is that 10 nuts will be placed in two separate bowls that have each candidate’s name attached to it. Whichever one he eats the most hazelnuts out of will be determined the winner.”